Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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