bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We are all done wearing pants today
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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