i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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