You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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