Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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