Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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