We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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