You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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