Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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