I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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