I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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