question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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