Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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