Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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