he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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