I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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