So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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