why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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