porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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