It's like a parade of train wrecks.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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