I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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