So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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