i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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