so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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