RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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