Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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