if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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