I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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