it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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