your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My ass is underappreciated
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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