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  • 91 80
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 28, 10 at 1:17pm

    Before - or After She Tossed it?

  • 81 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:29pm

    Little did she know, her mom really did but semen in the salad.

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:46pm

    YES! Keeping 510 hella fucking classy.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:36pm

    Hah! Fail..

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:41am

    Glorious.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:48pm

    I guess this text makes sense if you consider that the mother was having her salad tossed. In which case, it's perfectly acceptable to have semen tasting "dressing"

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:37pm

    First eh?

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:42am

    Go bay area

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:35pm

    First 203

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:10am

    Trailer trash

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:34pm

    Balls

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:47am

    Fremont!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:40pm

    In Soviet Russia semen tastes like salad dressing

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:25pm

    I'm sure you really told her that. Liars!

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:21am

    Lol

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:39am

    First bitches

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:37pm

    First!!!!!807

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Timebombtiff on Jan 29, 10 at 4:25am

    is that a compliment or an insult?

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Slevin_life10 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:08pm

    I totally think that about fat free ranch.. Great minds.

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:40pm

    Awkward