They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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