haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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