Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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