We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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