i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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