yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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