Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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