I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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