Swine flu. Run for my life!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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