you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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