belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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