KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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