does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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