Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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