Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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