id be glad to
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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