New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize