I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize