I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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